Warrior Intelligence

[Axu]

Moro,

Kaveri pisti tammoisen postilla mulle ja ajattelin jakaa muidenkin kanssa. Tama tapahtui ilmeisesti Stormreaver:illa...

This is a real conversation, told by the hunter's side:

Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something
if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.

(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it.
more than enough to heal.

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get
an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf

You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod
without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this
for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you
the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i
wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes,
that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe
you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you

(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like
that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i
can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.

[Pehu]

Warrior whispers: Guntah said you can craft me this [BoP Epix Axe]? How much it costs and what does it need?
/w warrior: Giev 5 gold for service and 20 righteous orbz and I can craft the [BoP Epix Axe] for you.
Warrior whispers: Where do I get these orbz?
/w warrior: Straholme light side
Warrior whispers: Ok I start collecting them right away
5 min passes
Warrior whispers: I have a small group now, would you like to come with me too?
20 min passes:
/who warrior: Warrior level 60 Undead Warrior - Stratholme
5 days passes
/who warrior: Warrior level 60 Undead Warrior - Stratholme


...

[York]

MAUHAHAA

[sinistah]

Sunder Armor???
Taunt???
Defensive Stance???

A_Random_Warrior gains Death Wish
A_Random_Warrior dies
You begin to cast Hearthstone